Wednesday, July 20

Illegal operator of motor vehicles!

Hello peoples,

This is Jesse Kates, amazing rock guitarist whose license was suspended today because he failed to pay a bill that was never mailed to him for a ticket for a turn in Westport that is illegal between the hours of 6 and 9PM, but not on weekends! Yes! It's a good thing menaces like me are behind bars!

As you may have guessed, I'm not really in jail, YET. In fact, tomorrow I'm going to play a belligerent rock concert in protest against THE MAN. As a comfortably paid heterosexual white dude, I demand justice!

If you're down with that, come see Jesse Kates and the SEXY ACCIDENT tomorrow evening, Thursday July 21 at 9:30PM. We're rocking the Brick, which is located at 1727 McGee St. in downtown Kansas City.

My wife will be driving me so if you need to carpool let me know.

Jesse Kates *


Anonymous Anonymous said...


Yer such a rebel! Y'all might should come down our way fer a spell...race all crazy like thru them backwoods hillbilly roads we's gots and have some vittles-n-chitlins! Tasty! No license required!


10:15 PM  
Blogger Jesse Kates said...

Sounds good to me.

10:45 PM  

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