nobody knows who you are meme

My most excellent wife found a clip of the spider man theme from The Electric Company!

And here I was slightly concerned that perhaps I had misremembered the lyrics. But no! I have the memory of an iron giant.

She also had the brilliant idea of making this a meme. The rules are simple. Write a theme song for somebody you know. The song must be formatted as follows:

NAME - SEMI-RANDOM QUESTION - NAME - SLIGHTLY RELEVANT STATEMENT

And of course, sung to the tune of the spider man theme as referenced above.

So for example, my song, as penned by Stephanie, is "Jesse Kates. Did you check the mail? Jesse Kates. Gots a left-handed guitar!"

Go forth, meme!

Jesse Kates * www.sexyaccident.com